So I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes. What was I reading? The school's parent/student handbook.
They have, written out, consequences for smoking. For the kindergarten.
Granted, this handbook is sent out to the whole district (up to 8th grade), but they distinguish the consequences between grade levels. For example, the first warning for smoking (in kindergarten) is restitution/apology and teacher redirection.
"Johnny, would you please not light up in class? Let's sing the ABC song instead!"
The second warning is loss of privileges and parent conference.
"Johnny, you're going to miss carpet time if you take another drag."
I can't help but laugh when I picture it. I just might cut it out and put it in E's baby book.
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That's seriously hilarious.
ReplyDeleteYou are a liar... come on, the book actually said "johnny, you're going to miss carpet time if you take another drag?" Yea right! :)
ReplyDeleteSorry that wasn't clear. The book lists consequences for each grade level. I was just adding an example of what each one was.
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